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PostPosted: Aug 16, 2012 07:15    Post subject: Lamest joke ever ;)  

Just came to my mind during a competition of mineral related jokes on German Mineralientlas forum. I simply love lame jokes, sorry :)


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PostPosted: Aug 16, 2012 07:29    Post subject: Re: Lamest joke ever ;)  

That joke was that lame, i needed one more:


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PostPosted: Aug 16, 2012 08:03    Post subject: Re: Lamest joke ever ;)  

Well done!!!!
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PostPosted: Aug 20, 2012 07:52    Post subject: Re: Lamest joke ever ;)  

HI Tobi!
For sure they are good jokes! But I think just a mineralogist could understand it! Unfortunately I know many jokes about minerals, but the biggest majority of them is made by Italian word-games, therefore it's almost impossible to translate them in English.
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PostPosted: Aug 21, 2012 23:47    Post subject: Re: Lamest joke ever ;)  

Very funny thanks for sharing :)
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2012 11:02    Post subject: Re: Lamest joke ever ;)  

Wonderful joke.

I have no visual jokes to contribute but I do have the following bit of a conversation I overheard between two friends of mine back when we were stuying geology. The winning punster had been a music major before changing to study geology.

Upon being told he couldn't "take just anything for granite", Ed replied:
"If I couldn't Handel puns any better than that, I would go Bach into Hyden."

No one ever tried to trump Ed at punning again. By the way this was not Ed Huskinson but Ed Ronayne whom Ed Huskinson might remember.

Looking forward to more geological jokes !!
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